Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

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taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009

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Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

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taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

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taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 9, 2008

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Skanky Taint

When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day

Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?

Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.

Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?

Dustin: YEP...

by Burnt Pudding April 7, 2009

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