Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

Surfer

Rapist

I am a registered surfer.

by Bigsurferguy21 December 12, 2022

subway surfers

a great game

hey random kid im playing subway surfers

by wdugudxgiwdxgf May 7, 2023

Subway surfers

The game you see under a family guy clip on youtube shorts.

Valorant gamer 1: Do you know Subway surfers?
Valorant gamer 2: UMM acTuAlLy I dO.

by The 2nd Right one July 7, 2023

Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals

The girls whole crew was a cock surfer

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021