Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

shitslice

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.

Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.

by wendeh December 9, 2008

Shits N Giggles

Doing something for the buzz and excitement of it... or for the fun of it.

M: that ones a slut.. pure slut!
H: ah lad id do her for the shits n giggles!

by Fitz@urMa! October 17, 2010

Shits Kittens

A way to describe someone who can do no wrong; someone who is loved by everyone for no apparent reason.

Robin is such a bitch, but everyone thinks she shits kittens.

by abbychuela April 19, 2009

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

whiskey shits

The loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.

I can't make it out today, the whiskey shits have me grounded.

by jsflown October 19, 2010

69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.

I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits

by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007