Superman

To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.

Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal
Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back*
Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back*
Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done
Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch

by Thizzard of OZ January 13, 2008

Superman

The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.

random person: "Woah! You really are Superman."

Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."

by Mago7 May 12, 2011

superman'd that ho'

1. a form of dress up sex where you both dress up as superman and do sex
2.The actual meaning, When you save someone from something, and then you have sex.

Sexist Man: i superman'd that ho' emily!
Jerome: oh, thats sexist calling her a ho' , i don't like you.

by Jerome c-aple January 5, 2008

superman a ho

a rap term used to describe when a male dives head first into a female (Ho's) vagina. it resembles superman flying into a metor. can cause severe vaginal damage.

Wheres ure sister at? i need to superman a ho!

by Johoey September 2, 2007

superman

just "that guy".
always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.

thing1:i haven't smiled in forever.
thing2:call superman.

by smiling yet? March 22, 2008

Superman

An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.

Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?"

ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."

by littlecBigC February 19, 2009

superman blunt

A tobacco leave mixed in with weed, wax, and kief.

Sal: you ready to smoke all of this?

Tom: no man, roll it up all in a superman blunt!

by Sin Taylor August 2, 2017