A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.
by Dime Store Pimp June 08, 2011
by Tailspin October 19, 2003
by Foxman595 January 11, 2010
1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
by THE DCT November 10, 2004
crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.
"Girllllll.... did you see that skank walk up in the club last night?? She had grocery store feet!!"
by hotlips May 03, 2006
(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.
As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.
by yeahitsthatguy88 March 23, 2010
When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.
I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian
"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
by Caityj August 27, 2013