steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter
1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."
by Loaf Leaver April 23, 2011
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Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.
I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner
by Thomas Fleminghammer February 14, 2007
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steam blowing

When two guys are so oblivious to looking gay they don't realize it. What they do know is that they have a problem, but instead of facing it they party, which really means to triangulate a damsel in distress into a hit and run to try to make her look bad to shield the truth she speaks and everyone sees.
Haven't you noticed? He's got to be steam blowing him.
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steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.
"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"
by Racial_slut January 27, 2018
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steam and spray

A steam and spray is an act of agression wherein a man forcefully shits on a female taking a piss on her directly afterwards.
"you pissed me off for the last time bitch! You're getting a steam and spray"
by ostrichfan1986 October 11, 2013
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Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.
My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.
by JorgonQ May 15, 2015
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Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.
Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.
by Swaggydoon't February 17, 2017
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