steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

steam and spray

A steam and spray is an act of agression wherein a man forcefully shits on a female taking a piss on her directly afterwards.

"you pissed me off for the last time bitch! You're getting a steam and spray"

by ostrichfan1986 October 11, 2013

Steam Fort

The warm area inside the shower stall after a shower.
If it's cold in your bathroom you grab your towel and shut the shower door to keep the warmth and steam inside.
Could also refer to a small bathroom if the steam filled the entire room.

Don't open the door! She's in her steam fort

by Darkbrew November 6, 2010

Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017

Steam Lord

Someone who holds a substantial amount of power (socially) on the digital gaming vendor platform known as steam. This power exists in forms such as influence, reputation and one who is owner of a large group on steam. This power only exists socially and does not include the form of power Valve staff members hold. A Steam Lord is renown for their influence and the social power they posses over people. Usually a Steam Lord will coerce, or persuade his or her flock of followers/friends to perform certain task or instruct them to something.

Jack: I was in contact with a Steam Lord earlier.
Jenny: Yeah I heard you shouldn't mess with them, you'd regret it.

by Coolbird42 November 21, 2016

borg steaming

the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness

that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming.

by antman2121 July 28, 2009

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015