steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007

steady

'Calm down'

Whoa! Steady!

by nit-pick February 9, 2004

Steady backshots

Sexual intercourse delivered to a female in a similar way as doggystyle

Your mum is very attractive, i would love to give her some STEADY BACKSHOTS

by ©™ October 15, 2003

steady sippin'

the act of sippin at a steady pace in order to continue sippin all day and sometimes all evening as you people watch (preferably fine ladies) and you realize the world keeps rotating as people go about their business as you see them go to and from class, to and from the gym, and to and from the library, and when they come back late at night....youre still sippin. Bleezies are usually involved and it usually goes down on sunny days. grillin is not required but encouraged.

bro1: dang foo, you've been steady sippin' all day??
bro2: aaayyuuuuup
bro1: go to class foo
bro2: maybe

by BtownTweeka August 17, 2009

all sizzle no steak

When someone or something fails to live up to expectations, or it isn't as good as the ones before it.

The first Die Hard film was tight, but the rest were just all sizzle no steak.

by DatAssTooFat April 28, 2014

Skirt Steak

Excessive or extreme sexual activity that leads to a female's labia looking like a thinly sliced flappy piece of beef.

Scott's old skank asked if he was hungry for a piece of her skirt steak.

by marinate n serve March 4, 2005

Tube Steak

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long

1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!

by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013