Stardenburdenhardenbart

Stardenburdenhardenbart (noun): An invented word designed to sound like a complex, authentic German compound word, created specifically to trick people into believing it is a real term with deep meaning (often falsely claimed to mean things like "come here," "kitty," or "I love you" when calling cats).

This perfectly matches the classic internet meme from 2020, where the nonsense word went viral precisely because it fooled so many people!

I tried calling the cat in English, French, and Spanish, but it only looked up when I shouted 'Stardenburdenhardenbart!' – German always works!" "My cat only listens to me when I say 'Stardenburdenhardenbart' – it must think I'm speaking fluent feline German." "Hey honey, I'm home... Stardenburdenhardenbart!" (said playfully to a pet or partner, mimicking the meme's affectionate or attention-grabbing use)

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015