Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Head stache

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

by >:) November 22, 2015