Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Skumming

When you jerk off to skibidi toilet.

I was skumming yesterday, it was the best nut of my life!

by brazenbullvictim March 11, 2025

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025

Shimming

To create a shim, or a remake of a movie done by reenacting the scenes where they were acted out originally.

Source: My dream

They were shimming Ironman 4 today where I live.

by hkarargi May 24, 2025

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025