Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

sniff and spank

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor

To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank

by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Spank

A sexual fetish act where a submissive woman's ass is playfully tanned by a dominant man for both their pleasure. However, if both the man and the woman aren't consenting adults, it becomes ABUSE and is ILLEGAL

Spanking can either be bare handed or with a spanking implement like a hairbrush

Spanking can either be over the knee or on a spanking horse. It can also be used as a non-sexual disciplinary measure.

My husband spanked me real hard yesterday night and I can't sit down today.

The hot chick I took home yesterday night was acting up so I took her in hand and spanked her sweet ass and she loved it.

by gguuyyguygguuyy January 16, 2010

spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.

a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

by dragonjon April 27, 2007

spank bank

a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.

the chick is going into my spank bank

by digiala April 25, 2006