splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

by Kale T January 7, 2008

splat tatt

tattoo on the lower back of a female also referred to a tramp stamp

when ashley bent over i saw her splat tatt

by skyler cleary April 7, 2008

Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

Splash Cache

The place in a woman’s mind where she keeps her sexually desired people and fantasies to access during any time of passion with either herself or others. I.e., the female equivalent of the “Spank Bank”

Oh man, Cate Blanchett is super hot in Ocean’s 8. She is definitely in my Splash Cache

by SpaceGirlK May 29, 2019

Splads

A word you scream while you're high as fuck while doing that hand thing similar to what steve from blues clues does

SPLADS!!!!!!!!!!!

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 8, 2020

shamu splash

When a man ejaculates into a womans pie hole and she proceeds to spray it back into his face as revenge.

Pssshhhhhh - I shamu splashed you bitch!

by caitatron June 26, 2009