spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises

What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.

by Dix Fix July 19, 2018

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

spider loaf

a spider plush toy

i love spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017

Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Spicy Spider

Before an intimate night with her man, a woman hides a bottle of hot sauce next to the bed. Post fellatio, the woman adds some of the hot sauce to her mouthful of man juice, thus creating a venomous con"cock"tion. The woman then bites the "victim" like unto a spider (i.e. a brown recluse or camel (toe) spider or even banana spider) injecting the poison into the man who is still in a post cum delirium. To add insult to injury, she can also spit in his grill piece.

Nate: Dude, I know why they call Jen the black widow!
Mikel: Oh really, why?
Nate: Yeah! Last night she gave me a spicy spider!
Mikel: Totally tubular bro.!

by nathaniel69 January 11, 2008

spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 8, 2010