pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!

by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

Boxcar Social

1. A party or social gathering often taking place inside an abandoned or otherwise derelict boxcar.

2. A party hastily thrown together by hooligans, usually involving depravity and debauchery.

3. A party or social gathering where everyone dresses up as newsies and flappers.

4. A race with contestants dressed up as newsies racing vintage pedal cars.

Mr Kemp invited me and Atticus to a boxcar social tomorrow evening.

Some old friends are holding a boxcar social but I don’t know if I will go, the cops usually show up and ruin the fun.

A boxcar social is being held a few blocks away. Would you like to dress up and head on over?

by gypsywrangler January 2, 2022

Anti Social Social Club

Anti Social Social Club is an American brand, its name means a club of antisocial people that only interact with their own antisocial friends, meaning that only antisocial people can relate to another antisocial person, and so, it becomes a perfect chemistry for a group of friends with this personality, being this, an Anti Social Social Club.

Guy 1: Hey why that dude just talk with no one else but those weirdos?
Guy 2: Like Clown Fishes, he just interacts with people of his own species, so that might be his Anti Social Social Club.

by Daxwithoutfowers August 12, 2022

yeah, dude. soccer.

when someone says something that:

a) you don't care about

b) dont know anything about

or when you walk up to people in the middle of a conversation and you want to add your 2 cents.

mike: "hey, stan! get this! yesterday, me and my guild totally went to ICC 25 and pwnd the lich king!"

stan: "yeah, dude. soccer."

by yeahdudesoccer March 4, 2011

soccer mom

That bitch in the SUV who almost ran you over this morning because you had the nerve to try to cross her street at a crosswalk, when the little "walk" man was green, despite the fact that she had over one hundred feet to slow her fat ass down before crowding you out of the lane, which she wanted to use to make a right turn without signaling. Don't worry, she didn't see you: she was on her cell phone talking to some other soccer mom slut, and is therefore incapable of perceiving, acknowledging or responding to any outside influence or displaying any semblance of situational awareness that might prevent her from running you over. In fact, even though the law guarantees you the right of way as a pedestrian, you should always yield to the soccer mom or in general the dodge driver or SUV driver, so her fat kid can in fact get to soccer practice five seconds sooner: he needs the exercise.

To identify a soccer mom listen for the phrase -- "Fucking bitch, watch where you're going and get off the phone!"

We should all be nicer to soccer moms...they have it rough. Its hard to drink Starbucks, talk on your cell phone too loudly in public, run pedestrians over in your SUV and single-handedly change the movie, TV and video game rating system all at the same time.

The soccer mom should not be confused with the conventional stay-at-home-mom, who actually stays home, supports her family and raises children who don't grow up to be money-grubbing scoundrel frat boy/girls who are incapable of contributing to society, but rather raises well-mannered respectable young adults that don't make you want to puke every time you see them.

by ucfryan November 2, 2006

soccer hooligan

an Englishman or Scot who likes to attend football games pissed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance

That stupid cunt is wearing the other team's shirt! Let's break his fucking kneecaps!

by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

Soccer mom

a white suburban woman..... upper to middle class, who drives either a mini van or an SUV to shuttle her "precious cargo" to play dates, soccer practice, little league, PTA meetings. All the while, endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians on the road with her lead foot and cutting people off in traffic. A woman who also has an affinity for Starbucks, forcing her children to listen to Yanni, imposing time outs on her little "angels" instead of the more deserved smack on the ass that these little shits deserve, and maintaining her trophy wife status to her executive husband..... Mostly....... A woman who has no idea how to actually raise a child by her own wits, just subscribing to the BS that it takes a village.......

see above

by Stephanie November 21, 2003