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Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.
that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching
by m4cca February 2, 2019
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Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.
John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.
by Billy Bong May 16, 2018
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Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.
Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”
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Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.
Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!
by MrBadExample October 16, 2013
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snorkelize

To add a snorkel to your turbo jeep wrangler in a manner that allows you to use and make up the word "snorkelize"
Man I can't drive through deep water in my jeep wrangler it really needs to be snorkelized
by JuiceUnderWRLD December 28, 2024
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Snorkel

Smoking meth and using a clear hose with water in it(like a bong) and a glass tube on the end of it. It's basically a filtered(water) hot rail.The glass tube is heated and then placed over the drugs. The hose is put up to the nostril and inhaled, resulting in exhaling a large amount of smoke. The hose makes a bubbling sound (similiar to a bong) which is why we call it snorkeling.
Will you snorkel me?
Wanna snorkel some poo?

"Wyd? " "snorkeling, wbu?"
by Lidelia April 29, 2021
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