scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021

Snorkeled

The act of getting your balls sucked and a handjob at the same time with the shaft off the side of the face like a snorkel.

Took this bird back home last night, she Snorkeled me a good’un. Rum bird.

by Bigg Bass October 9, 2021

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

Snorkel

When you put your balls on a girls nose so they can’t breathe.

“My girl wanted me to snorkel her last night”

by pyozsa_ March 22, 2019

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023