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Sam Smith o'clock

On a night out, Sam Smith o'Clock is the point at which the first person leaves. It can be at any time during the night and any individual, but will always be known as Sam Smith o'clock.
Person 1: Did you know Jamie's gone home?
Person 2: Noway! - I guess it's Sam Smith o'clock!
by Mark McIver August 15, 2007
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Agent Smith Syndrome

If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.

Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"

Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.
Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.
by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011
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Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"
Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.
by One Of Them Fabulous People October 28, 2011
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kevin smith'd

when southwest airlines kick you off a flight a flight for no reason and then make up a bullshit story about it to cover their own asses.
I just got kicked off a flight for no reason, I've been kevin smith'd
by Ilikeadickinmymouth January 24, 2011
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Stan Smith

An old-school, classically popular make of Adidas trainer with a simple, streamlined design.
first launched in 1965, and then renamed the Stan Smith in '71 when he began to endorse them
by coined December 30, 2004
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