Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.

Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.

by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019

Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017

slow native

Stuff stuck in your toes

I pick the slow natives out of my toes

by Helixes November 23, 2017

sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow

by Nonamegypse March 11, 2017

slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018