A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008
Get the Slow slappermug. Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.
by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022
Get the Slow Blinkermug. The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
Get the Absolute-slownessmug. To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
by Grace SF May 7, 2008
Get the Slow Dumpmug. by johnnymoe February 21, 2014
Get the slow thingmug. To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019
Get the Slow Cookmug. Can be referred to as physically or mentally.
by Real big ni**a December 27, 2018
Get the Being slowmug.