A person (usually a male) who is atheist or agnostic that quests to manipulate and fuck Christians.
"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).
2. Someone who kills vampires.
Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
My amazing boyfriend, who I am constantly grateful for. I will never ever understand how I was lucky enough to find him. He lifts my whole mood with his contagious adorable laugh, and that charming smile. I never stop smiling or laughing when he is around. How attractive he is fucks me up, because how in the world can he look so effortlessly good? I drool. You'll drool. But don't bc I'll cut you. He's the best person on this whole crappy planet and he's mine. I love you