simon birch

verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.

"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."

by d'A November 30, 2006

simon

Gay

thats so simon

by dfdfsfsdfdfdsfdsfds May 16, 2019

simone

Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe

Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees

by sodvbiwdf October 16, 2008

Simon Lennox

Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.

Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.

Simon Lennox's Main Quote : "your not a slut, you dont have to do it"

by the knights of the quad table July 30, 2012

Simon

Simon is very Emo

Simon is very Emo

by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018

simon rex

Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!

Did you see that hot male Simon Rex in Scary Movie 3??

by .....! May 2, 2005

Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.

Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ

by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011