simmed

the past tense of being simswapped

talk shit get simmed

by rekxtz May 05, 2023

Fireman Sim

A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.

"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"

by Albayan Simchez Uwu February 24, 2021

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 31, 2020

The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

Sim Reincarnation

The act of a person that plays the sims 2,3, or 4 that recreates their crush, partner, friends, or the people they hate in the sims to play out their life with them

"Did you see Sarah's Snapchat Story?"
"No Why"

"She did a Sim Reincarnation of Mikey, and married him."

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

Dirty Sims

A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.

We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.

by Mostafa Fahkri December 09, 2021