Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015

Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand

Tyler is always getting side twacked

by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016

sideception

When you don't know which side bitch is your side bitch.

Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.

by Picklebatteredpals May 31, 2016

Siddeeqah

A sweet outgoing girl, who if she has a crush, she goes for it. She's very caring at times, but also keeps her things to herself. She does anything to keep her safe and her innocence 100%.

Person 1: Wow Siddeeqah is so nice and outgoing!

Person 2: You can that again haha

by Haahar July 23, 2018

Siblents

/‘sibl(ə)nt/ n. Pl. 1. A joint name for uncles and aunts. Portmanteau of “siblings” and “parents.” 2. One’s parents, uncles, and aunts considered collectively.

Original Definition: A joint name of uncles and aunts taking from sibling and parents.

I am going to see my siblents today.

by ButterCCM January 13, 2020

side gay

A side gay likes oral, touching, cuddling but not anal.

“You want to fuck me? No thanks. I’m a side gay”

by Elprofesor55 June 22, 2022

side cart

When your jerking off in bed, you roll over nut on one side of the bed, roll back over and fall asleep.

Last night I thought about side carting in your sons bed- Mat Best

by 2jayZ August 20, 2022