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Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.
Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!
by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023
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Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.
John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!
by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022
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sideways

If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 2, 2023
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right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly March 10, 2011
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Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.
If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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sideways-snuggle

A.k.a. "sideways-hug" or "right-angle cuddle". It involves first standing next to the person whom you wish to canoodle with and using just one arm and hand to gently draw him over to you so that his chest is nestled against your side, afterwhich you affectionately tilt your head over against his and soothingly knead his back and shoulder-blades with your hand.
The sideways-snuggle can also loosely refer to a pleasurable position that you assume while canoodling with someone in bed; it's basically "half-spooning" the person, whereby you are turned on your side and nestling up against your lover, but he is either face-down or lying on his back, and so you are snuggling up to his side and have one arm (and often one leg, as well) affectionately draped over him. This "partial embrace" position is often employed during semi-hot weather, where the person still wants to cuddle wif you but would be too warm if he was totally spooning with you or fully nestling against you chest-to-chest.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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Sideways

The act of being high on x3 drugs that leave you not up not down .. Sideways
I dont like to be to high to low i like to be sideways
by Wordoffender June 4, 2018
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