Fuck the shovel 

A term used in mucking. Stems from the fact that the pelvic region is often used to drive the shovel into the ground.

Do you want to go fuck the shovel with me tonight?

Fuck the shovel by lordacro February 19, 2007

fudge shovel 

When a penis, after being inserted into a man's/woman's anal cavity, has feces on it ,thus making it look like a fudge shovel

After i fucked her in the ass, i had a nasty fudge shovel

fudge shovel by caleb cox October 29, 2007

fourth place in a shovel fight 

Term used to describe unattractiveness.

"You see that broad man she looked like she came fourth place in a shovel fight"

fourth place in a shovel fight by Geoffofferson March 30, 2009

Shit shovel 

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

Shit shovel by Jim May 25, 2004

ya shovel? 

do you understand?

im tired of bein a pimp, ya shovel?

ya shovel? by Ordan J March 30, 2009

kentucky shovel

way of having anal sex with a girl who doesnt want to.
Step one. Get your girlfriend to go doggy style.
Step two. When your about to cum, stick it in her ass, knock her arms out so that her head drives into the ground, thus covering up her scream.

"jane didnt want me to stick it in her ass. so i gave her the kentucky shovel and bounced."

kentucky shovel by Mathius Von Reganstein June 11, 2006

love shovel 

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

love shovel by Brentus August 23, 2005