Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.

"Shit! There... there was homework?"

by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014

shit

one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

shit, shitty shits shitted.

by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014

Shit

1. The most popular swear word, other than fuck.

2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.

3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.

1. That guy on Twitter called me a piece of shit and told me to go kill myself!

2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!

3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.

by Derp579 June 13, 2015

The Shit

You know it's good quality dope if you gotta take a shit right after the first hit.

Day-um, this is the shit! Where's your bathroom?

by MuthaFuckinPrincess August 23, 2015

Shit

Something that no one gives anymore

No one gives a shit about you.

by TytaAlba January 29, 2016

shit

n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)

I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.

by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018