A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
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A highly questionable market reversal pattern where price rockets straight down, then straight back up (or vice-versa) in the shape of a perfect “V.”
Despite every mentor, risk manager, and sensible human shouting “DO NOT TRADE THAT!”, a trader named Jack with the last name of Ryman will inevitably say: “But it looks great…” and enter anyway.
Jack: “Bro, look, it’s reversing. I’m entering.”
Geo: “Don’t you dare. That’s a V-Shape Ryman Return.”
Jack: enters anyway
Market: slaps Jack instantly
Geo: “Classic case. Textbook. Beautiful failure of the V - Shape Ryman Return.
Despite every mentor, risk manager, and sensible human shouting “DO NOT TRADE THAT!”, a trader named Jack with the last name of Ryman will inevitably say: “But it looks great…” and enter anyway.
Jack: “Bro, look, it’s reversing. I’m entering.”
Geo: “Don’t you dare. That’s a V-Shape Ryman Return.”
Jack: enters anyway
Market: slaps Jack instantly
Geo: “Classic case. Textbook. Beautiful failure of the V - Shape Ryman Return.
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The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.
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