semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

semen stew

(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.

Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

mammoth semen

Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.

Are we out of bloody mammoth semen already?

or...

Are we out of bloody already?

by Ponia April 20, 2005

semen bomb

a version of the drink jager bomb. a semen bomb consists of a shot of one's sperm in a cup of urine.

Ben took that semen bomb like a man.

by REE-LApSE April 17, 2008

semen bag

A Condom, Because it is just that, a bag for your semen to fall into during the male climax period of intercourse.

Dude, you bring a semen bag for tonight?

by Matt Burge June 2, 2008

Block of Semen

A frozen block of semen that can questionably be used to impregnate a woman.

"So, you're asking if a chick got freaky with a frozen block of semen, would she get prego?"

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

Semen Shower

The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.

Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.

by gdaddy16 December 19, 2012