Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.
Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.
Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.
Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.
Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.
by Nigger licker October 23, 2013
(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.
by zorpidus April 16, 2004
Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.
by Ponia April 20, 2005
a version of the drink jager bomb. a semen bomb consists of a shot of one's sperm in a cup of urine.
by REE-LApSE April 17, 2008
A Condom, Because it is just that, a bag for your semen to fall into during the male climax period of intercourse.
by Matt Burge June 03, 2008
by SmokyTheBear July 11, 2008
Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
by PistolG October 10, 2014