Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)

Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?

by Newengland413 July 22, 2019

mammoth semen

Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.

Are we out of bloody mammoth semen already?

or...

Are we out of bloody already?

by Ponia April 20, 2005

semen stew

(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.

Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

semen bomb

a version of the drink jager bomb. a semen bomb consists of a shot of one's sperm in a cup of urine.

Ben took that semen bomb like a man.

by REE-LApSE April 17, 2008

semen bag

A Condom, Because it is just that, a bag for your semen to fall into during the male climax period of intercourse.

Dude, you bring a semen bag for tonight?

by Matt Burge June 2, 2008

Block of Semen

A frozen block of semen that can questionably be used to impregnate a woman.

"So, you're asking if a chick got freaky with a frozen block of semen, would she get prego?"

by SmokyTheBear June 29, 2008

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014