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The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.
“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”
by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019
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2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp
After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m
by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004
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Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.
Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.
by Cruncle May 20, 2009
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scrimble

the stretched asshole immediately after a dick is pulled out
her scrimble was gaping. she must have a low scrimble co-efficient
by ogrefan21 March 30, 2009
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Strumble

To "Struggle" and "Stumble" simultaneously. (Through life, in a job, sports, etc.)
Watch Andrew "Strumble" through that crowd, all the way to the front row of the Phish concert. I'm really surprised he pulled that one off without getting his ticket checked and sent back to the lawn.
by Fadeaway September 26, 2015
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Scramble

To crack an egg in someone's ass then fuck them until it scrambles
by Evhrdcgrr April 26, 2019
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