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schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008
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Schmeagasite

New parasite recently discovered in urban bar scenes. Once infected the Schmeagasite attaches itself to the host. Thus making the host have uncontrollable urges of random and frequent acts of intercourse with faceless and nameless persons of the oppesite gender. The only way to rid yourself of this vile creature is the same method as removing a tic you must first locate the heavin then burn it till it releases and slowly crawls to its next victim
Hey yo I think that girls got a friend with a bad case of schmeagasites....
by Oblivious one January 1, 2010
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schmeaded

Man I'm bout to be schmeaded in a few more drinks.
by CorneliusJack August 31, 2010
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Schiebler

Schiebler;
Normally, a german.
If woman, a sexy dirty blonde. Short. Bluie eyes. and very attractive. She wears glasses. Curvy body. Playful, and hot.
If a man, Tall, masculant, well known, burnette and stong willed.
Guy: Did you see that Schiebler chick walk in!
Guy 2: HELL YEAH MAN. She looked bitchin'!
by HaershatemecauseImcoolerthanyo October 31, 2011
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schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."
Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."
by yargenhargen July 3, 2014
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schiesl

dumb stupid skankey bitch.
who love dick in the asshole
schiesl like dick
by thatbitch69 May 14, 2015
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Schieffered

With nothing to lose, utter a world class stupid comment, that everyone in the Free World already knew!

Mr. Schieffer retired for broadcast journalism on 5/31/2015
Schieffered

CBS' Bob Schieffer told Howard Kertz on Fox News' 5/31/2015 ".. that perhaps reporters in the media "we're not skeptical enough" of President Barack Obama" as a presidential candidate in 2008.." "..that the whole political world was struck by the sudden rise of the senator from Illinois."
by LeeJs June 3, 2015
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