An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
Get the Big Long Schlong Clubmug. I'm pretty sure you already know this
by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021
Get the Schlongmug. by probablynotalex? March 15, 2021
Get the Schlongmug. by g-windsor April 23, 2016
Get the Schlong Floggingmug. A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’
Nothing compares to my massive schlong
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020
Get the Schlongmug. most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.
by dumbasjax January 4, 2024
Get the schlongmug. Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them
by Postopia11 May 23, 2025
Get the Ricky Schlongmug.