So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

Schlong

1) Penis

2) Above average sized penis.

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy

by probablynotalex? March 15, 2021

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023

Schlong moment

When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.

Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!

by Tisdonym October 13, 2020