My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".

Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."

by Dreamcore August 25, 2006

I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.

Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."

by StewieMiami April 16, 2011

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

Sawse

Noun

/sos/

1. Sauce

Bob poured some bbq sawse on his burger to make it a proper hamburger.

by McHesp August 01, 2020

Sawsed

the act of getting nice while pregaming before a night out of drinks.....

the state at which u already are feeling tipys..

i luis garcia "Biglu D@ God" came up with the word with my friend as i would parlay with them and get fucked up i wouldnt say ... o im fucked up... i rather say ..yo im sawsed...which is a bawse move....na mean..

by BigLu D@ GOD April 05, 2011

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009