sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
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Sausage Cottage

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.
by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020
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Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.
"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"
by Jonny and Steve August 09, 2018
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Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.
Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle
by The_Angus_Experience July 24, 2007
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sausage polisher

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!
by sbo January 19, 2014
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sausage tunnel

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
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