Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017

gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Proper Sausage

Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021