Samsung

Tried to copy Apple, but failed.

Miserably

Their phones blow up

In your pocket lol

Samsung’s phone set my car on fire and now I must walk everywhere.

by Jack Barrett * May 5, 2018

samsung phone

A laggy Samsung phone which slows down after a few weeks of usage. Battery life also deteriorates faster than average. Applies to the Galaxy S8 and below.

Yo cuh, you still have that laggy ass Samsung phone?

Yeah my G, it's only been a few weeks and and it's already hella lagging!

by PatrickBeverley June 9, 2018

samsung galaxy s4

A freaking phone bigger than a baby's head. It is a dang tablet.
Look up samsung mega. It's just a huge phone.
Its a woman's phone. Notice how fat people have samsungs, and fit people have iPhones?

Woman:"Hey is that a tablet in your pocket?"
Guy:"No it's a samsung galaxy S4"

by BobTheShapeShiftingLizard February 12, 2014

Samsung sam

The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu

Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam

by renathesussybaka July 4, 2021

samsonseks

Belgium word of the year 2016. Doggy style sex named after a dogs character from
a childrens TV series

So what did you do last night? I had some samsonseks with a girl

by Carbonkel December 31, 2016

Samsandsoned

The act of getting a bloody nose from muskering up a giant terd.

Dued, I just Samsandsoned it in the bathroom.

by RRRRocketman May 15, 2011

Samsung Galaxy A3 2016

A great Samsung Phone that has a 4.7 inch display. It is a recreation of the Samsung Galaxy A3 2015. All the A3s were made 1 month before the year that their name said. It was not popular at the time because it came out near the time of the Samsung Galaxy S6, and everyone bought the S6 instead of the A3 2016 because it looked better and was more powerful.

"This Samsung Galaxy A3 2016 is a great phone!" Exclaimed Kristian.

by Koolkidkristian June 12, 2017