Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021
Get the The Salmon Actmug. Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.
by java monster February 18, 2008
Get the salmon pinwheelmug. One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.
This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"
Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."
Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."
Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
by Roosterboots October 18, 2012
Get the salty salmonmug. A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.
by FPIA May 20, 2010
Get the Dirty Salmonmug. Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.
by Baconape December 25, 2007
Get the salmon flapmug. Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.
by j gilbert August 5, 2008
Get the Salmon Mistmug.