swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

tip shallow

to enter the penis into a vagina just so that the tip is inserted slightly onto the shaft

I was too tired to take my wife balls deep last night so i just went tip shallow on that ass!

by Corey_Smalls September 3, 2006

Sleepy swallow

When a male/female gives a blow job to somone while that person is asleep.

Lets just say Bob goes to Garry's house for a sleep over... they stay up real late and Bob ends up just going to bed cause he is to tired. Well Garry decides to have himself a good old time and gives Bob a sleepy swallow. Not cool Garry....

by 99 ZULU October 28, 2009

Spallow

The person fellating receives the ejaculate and uncertain and in a panicked state of mind is unsure as to weather spit or swallow. This could be the result of conflict between liking and loathing the tasting of sperm, the pressure to please the felatee, or, the receiver of sperm is unsure as to weather the sperm is in fact swallow-worthy. In any case, some unintentionally gets ingested either way. Usually with a mass of spit.

"I hear you've got a new bird. Does she swallow?" "Yeah, usually, but last night I ate a curry and she hates the taste of curry in my splooge. So, she spallowed instead."

by Chunderbreath June 25, 2009

shallow

The act of judging people on flashiness, looks, clothes, etc. What 95% of all males do when it comes to women, which explains why they all want to fuck some skanky ho like Paris Hilton or Pam Anderson. YIKES! They are not interested in a woman who actually has a brain that works!

He is so shallow, he dumped his intelligent girlfriend to run after that skanky ho.

by Just call me celibate! January 4, 2005

swallowmybody

One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.

Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?

Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?

How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.

And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.

Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!

I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!

The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.

by Elijah March 24, 2004

Shallow Vagina

When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"

When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.

"and that's when I learned my girl had a shallow vagina"

by Dubbeltrubbels September 21, 2014