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stoololagist

I think my shit is to soft, come see me for I am a stoololagist
by The Bobby Brown April 21, 2022
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Stool

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
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stool

wow man, your stool is hard
by okokbruh July 27, 2022
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Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.
:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
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stoolism

When a guy nicknamed barstool sends mildly racist SNL jokes into a gc
Man barstool came in hot with some stoolism today
by Barsteezy November 18, 2022
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Stooliganz

1. A very specific type of Twizzla, but for "fans" of Alla Xul Elu. A.X.E. is well respected by many horrorcore fans due to the independent nature of their come up, and is less respected by other due to associating with MNE / Psychopathic Records drama.

2. A term used online by A.X.E. fans for posers within their own camp.
1.
A: Yo, what's with that Twizzla chick that's always bumpin' The Trunk by A X E?
B: That one of Stooliganz, not a genuine fan of anything. A total S.H.A.R.K. She went to drug bridge at The Gathering. The clowns would say she "tent hops" for a living, and has kids she can't take care of at all..

C: Ayy, that's fucked up. Little Emo ass invading an insane Camp like Xul. Sob story, cryin' ass bitch. No wonder local Gs ain't showin' up for free shows, and we stuck with A lice infestation in lala-land.
2.
A. Yo, why didn't you show up to the free show?
B. Sorry fam, I didn't know we were still going. I told you I had a date tonight.
A. We had tickets for ya girl too, y'all Stooliganz I swear..
by KLEOKRUCIFIXATION March 31, 2023
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Stooled

To be fucked up the bumhole while sitting on a barstool.
"She loves being stooled"
by crawfster November 13, 2023
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