Rusty Muck

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021

Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

rusty squeezebox

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove

That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!

by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.

See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.

by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013

rusty trombone

When a chick eats your ass out and gives you a stroke job at the same time

Dude, she was a freak she was into the rusty trombone!

by sr1024 January 25, 2005

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003