Runny Eggs

Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.

"Oh, man, I picked up this nasty hooker the other night? I gave her a colon cleansing then fed her runny eggs with bacon bits for breakfast."

by Dirty B. October 5, 2006

runescape

a game for many people to play and enjoy or hate.

for example, "i have played runescape for a while, i stuck to it and im an addicted high level" or "i have played runescape for a while, im not addicted but a high level" and
"i started playing for five minutes and i hate it" but for me its "im a few levels away from being a mediam level and not addicted"

by bgzdhn1 October 18, 2008

runescape

Sweet Game that is really addicting. Play if you want something that is time consuming when really bored. Don't fall into the buy members, then you get really addicted.. But its pretty good. Bad graphics, but then again they have been trying to improve them. Well I'm addicted. Give it a try.

Noob: Give me free stuff.
Addicted: Go work for it.
Noob: But i want you to do it for me
Addicted: I got my stuff by working so you work! GOD!

by 2P3RF3CT4U June 28, 2005

runescape

A very, very addicting game where everyone calls eachother noobs, which is quite annoying. In the game you develop skills, talk to other real online players, travel, make money, and more.

VERY REALISTIC RUNESCAPE CONVERSATIONS:

toughgangsta88: i just died can i have sum money plz
lady.88: get a life dude
toughgangsta88: where do i buy one of those?
lady.88: omg nooooooob!!!!

toughgangsta88: ur sooo hottttt! luv ur but
bigbuttedhottness99: gee thx babe! i luv ur 6 pack
toughgangsta88: i live in ny city, u?
bigbuttedhottness99: me too! omg! lets totally meet tomorrow at mcdonalds for a real life date! omg baaabe!
toughgangsta88: ya babe c ya there i luv ya 2 death!!
bigbuttedhottness99: luv ya! cya buh biii!!!!!

by lady.88 October 14, 2006

Runky

A term used to describe both really bad house music and anything sexual. To runk is to have sex. Originally coined in Missoula, Montana in 1997 when several locals heard a very poor cover of the song 'Funky Town' being used in 70s Kung Fu movies.

Man, that DJ sucks. He only plays runky house.

Man, that girl got runky last night.

Burningman is way runky.

by Hellgate February 28, 2011

runescape

Possibly the dumbest game ever. Ive tried it and gave it a chance, and I still hate it. It DOES have bad grapics, only SOME of the game is free. To get access to the huge part of the map you have to pay 5$ a month, personally, I don't like sitting on my computer and watching my person just hack at someone else while hearing a PEH noise everytime they hit it. Ive played SWG (Star Wars Galexies), Guild wars, and World of Warcraft and personally, they are shitty too but not near as shitty as runescape.

12 year old: Man runescape is so awsome, What you do is walk into places and kill things that look like squares by hitting them and missing them 75% of the time, ITS AWSOME!!!!!

Me: Well, I play Star Wars Galexies where you can explore different planets, hunt animals, become a bounty hunter and forge your own destiny by "Exterminating" Bounties, its awsome too.....You can also be a jedi and cut peoples heads off.

by Snipermon June 9, 2007

Runny Sunday

The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.

Ugh.. yesterday I had a runny sunday. I'm still crapping out eggshells.

by Squirrelenstein October 20, 2008