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Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
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Wicked Retarded

The way out-ah-townahs say wicked retahded. Used by people who try to sound like theyah from Boston, but really aren't
Out-ah-townah: that ump's call was wicked retarded

Me: Yoah from fahking Pennsylvanier, why the fahk ah you sayin that? It's pronounced wicked retahded
by Bahstonian January 21, 2011
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Retarded Strength

1. Possesing an abnormally amount of strength given a small size.
2. Being as strong as a mentally retarded person, even though they are not mentally retarded.
3. Mentally retarded people are abnormally strong, so don't mess with them
1. I can't believe little Billy was able to lift up that piano all by himself, he must have retarded strength.

2. I was'nt able to stop Billy from kicking my ass because of his retareded strength.

3. Billy's mother does'nt keep a jack in the car, because Billy has Down's Syndrome. He has enough retarded strength to lift it up so she can change the tire.
by Ba Fangoo November 23, 2009
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retarded

roberto is hella retarded
by moneyyyyy November 7, 2016
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Fucking retarded

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.
by BallsMcGee123 April 11, 2017
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51 flavors of retarded

Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded
by Vice President November 18, 2006
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retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.
And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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