Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.

Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!

by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009

sam roberts

Canadian Rock Star that also looks a lot like Jesus

Sam Roberts Rocks!
Jesus Rocks!

by Benni Honna August 14, 2007

robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.

No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!

by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019

Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011

Oscar robertson

A basketball player that is very unknown yet could compete with MJ for the best basketball player of all time, he averaged a triple double (double digit points rebounds and assists) over his entire career, a very rare stat to find

"Man Oscar Robertson has to be the best player the Bucks franchise has ever seen, he was amazing"

by LTforMVP21 May 29, 2008

Gregor Robertson

A greenwashing businessman turned politician, Gregor Robertson uses buzzwords like 'sustainability' and 'community' to gentrify Vancouver, the city of which he is currently the mayor, and build up his political bona fides for an inevitable run for the NDP leadership. Robertson is known for riding his bike to work, while pandering to real estate developer interests that evict low-income residents in favor of condominium developments.

"Hey man, what happened to that music venue/art space?"
"Oh, it got torn dow for a condo build by one of Gregor Robertson's political contributors."

by Robert McNamara Sec def May 18, 2010