rubber band

1. An elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things.
2. (Slang) A reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills.

1. Can you tie that bag with a rubber band?
2. Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money."
Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them"

by Drepresent July 18, 2006

rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".

That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.

As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.

by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009

Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.

Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.

by Fromagewhiz May 14, 2012

rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

Robert Plant

Noun: When the size and shape of a man's genitalia are noticeable a la concert footage of Robert Plant in the 70's

"He was obviously going commando, I could see his Robert Plant."

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by Sir Loin of Beef October 25, 2017

Robert Long

Very long

Teacher: We have a test next Tuesday

Person One: Is it robert long, duy long or mason long

by Humphrey the forth of Sardinia February 14, 2019