Reuben Dimitrievic

A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality

by Dan Hill April 9, 2003

Ruben

see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.

ruben=jeremy's bitch

by bob vila May 30, 2003

Ruben

Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .

Ruben never hangs out with African Americans because there dicks are huge and rubens is small .

by Hollow tip lipstick May 11, 2018

ruben

This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.

Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.

by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012

ruben

noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.

note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.

by Jacob & Red December 25, 2008

Ruben Ortega

Someone who loves chicken and is from peru

I am ruben ortega because i love chicken

by blahblahblah2687 January 6, 2012

Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.

if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.

by friend of humans November 16, 2013