Religion

The definition of {religion} is what makes you believe a certain culture for example: {Islam} , {Christianity} , {Sikhisim} , {Buddhisim} , {Hinduisim} and more. Some religions have a story that forms that religion
by Michelleyolo123 October 22, 2019
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Religion

The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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Religion

"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020
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the idea of worshiping some magical space alien
all praise giant space baby of our religion
by the man with a name May 17, 2018
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Religion

Religion is a con trick for retards.
"What's your religion?"

"Oh no, sorry, I don't have any imaginary friends."
by DespaYEETO August 2, 2018
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The biggest scam in history. Used to segregate and divide people.
Whats the biggest scam in history?

Religion
by God’s Son March 26, 2019
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Religion

Person 1: "Dude fucking religion makes more sense then you"

Person 2: "fuck you cunt"
by robsayfuckthesystem December 16, 2008
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