Balls in a pretzel

Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.

Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!

Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.

Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.

by Der Preuße January 31, 2010

[Ass-Pretzel]

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

by K-Jam January 23, 2009

Salty Pretzel

During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.

I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!

by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

Cock pretzel

Another word for Hot Wheels.

Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.

by Jessie November 2, 2004

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded September 23, 2015