Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

proper ting

a very atrative person

friend 1: se that girl over there she's quite fit init
friend 2: yeah she's a proper ting still

by hansomeinit April 9, 2021

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

Propertilia

Good term for the proper genitalia.

Me and some friends went to a bar, most of us knowing it's a gay bar and we were all straight. But one friend decided to make out with what he thought was a really hot chick. We all laughed. We all knew it was a dude but didn't tell him til after we all left the bar.

That ain't no chick bro. Don't forget to check the propertilia.

by IneptGuard January 3, 2022

Proper-dog

To wrap a hot towel around one's member mid coitus in order to heat said member to heighten her pleasure

"Mike gave me the proper-dog last night, it was steaming, I loved it"

by Seepha June 11, 2022

propertyhurt

It’s the feeling you get when you lose money on property you bought.

It’s like butthurt but instead you’re overly or unjustifiably offended or resentful that you lost money on property because only losers lose money on property - no one is supposed to really lose money on property.

People are so propertyhurt in Fort McMurray because they bought high and 15 years later a lot of them are still $200,000 upside down. It’s worse than butthurt, it’s propertyhurt.

by RealtyJohn October 23, 2022