police

1. A very misunderstood group of people: They protect you, they keep murderers, rapists, and other such motherfuckers off the streets.
2. Assholes about loud music.

1. None.
2. "Dude, someone called the cops on my gig last night!"

by Mrs. Emonds February 19, 2005

Rock Hill Police Department

An Incompetent Makeup of corrupted, donut glazed, law enforcers who also hold themselves above the law.

The Rock Hill Police Department now tickets trains for speeding!

by Bearsa June 21, 2010

Cary Police

A group of men and women who have the upmost respect for traffic laws and attempt to fine as many people as possible for violations with an extreme prejudice. Also known for having no real purpose in life and lacking the neccessary traits of being productive members of society. More commonly recognized for their inability to find any real crime to handle in the town of Cary, thus occupying their time with the severe harrasment of teenagers for minor issues such as noise complaints, excessive partying, speeding, and other forms of petty crime.

see also: excrement, bullshit, autism

The Cary Police pulled me over for speeding 50 on a 45.

by He so fine September 2, 2004

riot police

Law enforcement people who are supposed to keep riots under control, but most often they worsen the riots by beating up innocent bystanders.

I was just sitting on a bench watching the riot from a block away, and this asshole police officer comes up to me and beats the living crap out of me. Stupid riot police.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Party Police

A good time guy that always makes sure the party is kicking, no matter where he goes.

"What do you mean ive a drinking problem?? Im the goddamn party police. Lets get this shit started already..."

by motorfid August 6, 2009

Police torture

Amanisty international has declared the use of tasers on anyone to be torture.

John suffered police torture.

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Dream Police

The term used for the imaginary people, a paranoid person "Thinks" is going to get them. Origin comes from the song "The Dream Police" by legendary rock band Cheap Trick

Oh man Steve is so paranoid, he put a pirated copy of Bone-Storm on his computer, now he thinks The Dream Police are going to get him.

by Robby101 March 26, 2009