polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

polish pussy

something that German and Russian men rape repeatedly.

man hitler sure raped that polish pussy

by kawaiijizzlord5000 October 13, 2015

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016

Polish Pete

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.

Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"

by northernlass18 December 3, 2018

tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

polish pornstar

A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.

The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years

by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019